Monthly Archives: October 2016

To inform, educate, entertain: The BBC’s role was made plain. But there’s been a take-over By programmes on make-over In fashion, décor and terrain.

A frisky young fellow from Lille His girl friend’s tétons tried to feel. She told him: ‘Michel Snogging’s all very well But if you go any further I’ll squeal.’

A burly young fellow named Thierry Went to a fancy dress ball as a fairy. His date said: ‘Mon chou, That look isn’t you – In fact, it’s decidedly scary.’

The BBC’s losing its wits And the viewers are all having fits Since it opted to take off The programme called Bake-Off And consign poor Top Gear to the pits.