Monthly Archives: November 2016

A young vegan fellow of Leeds Ate nothing but salads and seeds. Till he noticed his ass Was covered with grass Intermixed with a fine crop of weeds.

A pious young lady of Trinity Was taking a degree in divinity. But she went on the town With a fellow named Brown And unfortunately lost her lecture notes.

So (you have to start a sentence with ‘so’, it’s the law) we’ve finally put our paws in the twittersphere. It’s great fun, not having a clue what you’re doing, but I rather think it’s a case of lighting the … Continue reading →

There’s some noise, and a sly, noxious smell. Someone’s let off a trump, can’t you tell? The voting has ended And what’s done can’t be mended So it’s ‘Goodbye, and see you in hell.’

A couple from St Pierre La Mer Embarked on a torrid affair. The pair, well-endowed, Attracted a crowd When doing the deed en plein air.

In France what you mustn’t be doing Is mixing your words when you’re wooing. Un baiser is a kiss – Every schoolchild knows this – But if you baise you’re not kissing, you’re screwing